The lighter side of faith
Belief.net had a contest for the best religious bumper stickers. The winner is pictured above. Also rans were quite varied and included
Come the rapture, can I have your car?
Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am
They also offer the Religious light bulb jokes including
Q: How Many Episcopalians does in take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight.
One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
And if neither of the above cause a laugh, there is always belief.net's religious joke of the day. One recent example: One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."
One last bad joke for today: A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"
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